That'll teach ya, get your 55gal drum of sex lube locally off of Amazon next time!

Bonus, use Amazon smile to donate a percentage of the cost to your preferred charity!

You could use a 55 gallon drum of lube and still not like it. Your body interprets feelings different from others and if that means you don't like it at all, then that is as acceptable as somebody who loves it all the time.

you can get lube in a 55 gallon drum, not sure it will have the exact same result.

Don't open this link if you don't want the recommendations that might come from it

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51

Also if you are really adventurous there is a 275 Gallon option there.

I wonder if anyone has actually tried the big sizes and can give a review...

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=55%2Bgal%2Bpersonal%2Blube&qid=1596135985&sr=8-1&th=1&psc=1

Weird. That's the exact one I added to my mother in law's Amazon cart and left it there for her to find (we share a prime account). Also added this 55 gallon drum of lube to go with it.

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51

I knew she found it when she text me with "get that out of my cart!!!" To which I replied, "Not big enough?"

Next you're gonna tell me you don't know about the 55 gallon drum of lube on Amazon.

Actually, looks like they added a 275 gallon container in case that wasn't enough.

Costco smostco. Amazon sells a 275 gallon container of 'Personal Lubricant. It's only $10,000 plus $250 for Delivery.

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51&ved=2ahUKEwj5ud-fy6roAhVpHTQIHQRyCMEQFjAAegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw2AlXEVStRQgBuppuJviPmY

Make sure you get enough:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51

The barrel of lube is already here so don't worry!

well here ya go

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51

Here you go, 55 Gallons of water based lube. Only $5200 after shipping.

Now we know why Amazon sells these things:

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51

Well shit wish I'd known before I bought this

#LubeLife Water Based Personal Lubricant, 55 Gallon Sex Lube for Men, Women and Couples https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_u_apa_glc_fabc_KAG5A6X6RX65HK6GECXE

I was gonna say this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_5G0CFV1DP7KTZZ39P520

you can make it fit

https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_TT7NR6YJN7X6M3PE8Q0M This would be a good option, but seems to be sold out already

Are you sure you want to know?

Obligatory https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51

PS: read the reviews :-)

Have fun!

remember lube. may I suggest this one?

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51

This should be enough lube for this

Not only is that not the most disturbing 55-gallon drum you can buy on Amazon, neither of those two are the most expensive.

And yes, that second link is an empty (hazmat-rated) drum. For almost $4300.

You know, you can buy 55 gallon drums of lubricant on Amazon. (1969.69 US +tax, s&h)

Here

may I suggest the 55 gallon barrel?

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51

55 gallons of lube - https://www.amazon.com.au/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Couples/dp/B07FMGNV51

This. This is a lot of lube.

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_wETZFbGEJY1BW

Sorry but the Original Flavor is not available anymore.

LubeLife Water Based Personal Lubricant, 55 Gallon Sex Lube for Men, Women and Couples https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_jbRYFb2B8SD96

Would this be enough?

Try that again...

I imagine he has this in his closet. Just in case.

I got the lube! Is this enough?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_j0hiFbS84QNP7

He needs the 55gal tub of astroglide on Amazon 😂

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51

Amazon has everything. Have fun.

Just get a lifetime supply.

• Amazon 1
• Amazon 2

Like this?

Maybe if it came with this at least it wouldn't be so painful... https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51

we got ya https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51?th=1

Amazon gotchu

LubeLife Water Based Personal Lubricant, 55 Gallon Sex Lube for Men, Women and Couples (Free of Parabens, Glycerin, Silicone and Oil) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_CM3FXR0N3HNY0T9QZAFR?psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_RACGX5E523HHKV68PWQ1

about this much if not more

This is a better brand. Look at the pictures!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_YCZ37EQMYMR0D9HQE5EB

 

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"This will have to tide you over till The Delivery gets here."

Lube

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51/

For men, women and couples

make it one of these and im in

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51

Looks kinda tight, may I suggest a 55 gallon drum of lube?

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51

Don't worry about it. I'm going to switch to buying this anyway.

He's gonna need a lot of lube for that

It would be more interesting to see protest tips from someone who has been watching too much Wank news.

"bring plenty of lube"

Or Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_u_apa_glt_fabc_4TY6XN5FAWRKRHT4BDD4?psc=1 This enough lube.

>There is no such thing as too much lube.

https://www.amazon.com.au/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Couples/dp/B07FMGNV51

#LubeLife Water Based Personal Lubricant, 55 Gallon Sex Lube for Men, Women and Couples

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51

Honestly when I first saw the barrel my first thought was this https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51?ref_=d6k_applink_bb_marketplace

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_t1_9N61Fb1TKM3GV

LubeLife Water Based Personal Lubricant, 55 Gallon Sex Lube for Men, Women and Couples https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glc_fabc_ov51Fb8C0H8Q3

Is 55 gallons enough https://www.amazon.com.au/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Couples/dp/B07FMGNV51

Amateur.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_SHf0FbHP2HBWS

Krytox won't do, you're gone need this

Here https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_q0RZFbY8REBJK

Is this a package deal with the 55 gallon drum of personal lube?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_ZEkSFbZ9VR0VN?psc=1

https://smile.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51

Weekend? That’s gonna last me <strong><em>two</em></strong> weekends!

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51

I guess it depends, is it this 55 gallon? https://www.amazon.com//dp/B07FMGNV51/

If it is, it's still an interesting question, but probably the wrong subreddit.

friction, you say?

Put it in this

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fab_AvIEFb020852N

Have fun trying to grab that

This stock never hit .20 cents. It's just a mistake on Robinhood app. The real 52 week low is $1.65 and barely above it. He paid $4.36 so either bought it in June or August 3rd and went all in on the airport spa's. I believe August 3rd because if you look at the tweets and company releasing info right around then pushing it to $4.48 Shortly after they decided to increase shares for liquidity. Classic pump and dump.

He should have bought this before his purchase and just got ready

https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=sr_1_2?crid=2MYELPLYIO2B9&amp;dchild=1&amp;keywords=55+gallon+of+lube+sex&amp;qid=1601749345&amp;sprefix=55+gallon+of+lube%2Caps%2C200&amp;sr=8-2

For the hardcore enthusiasts out there

They also make one for hardcore enthusiasts

For those looking to casually get into this.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51 This should be just about enough

See, this is your regular, uninformed, ignorant Redditor attempting apocalypse preparedness.

Real pros have their Amazon 55 gallon drum of lube already

Get ready and stock up before Amazon can't deliver

LubeLife Water Based Personal Lubricant, 55 Gallon Sex Lube for Men, Women and Couples https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_T.lyEbHXRXX86

I’d need to order one of these if that was true